Morning Scramble: Kimbo, Sam Bradford, Favre’s Pink Shoes, and Ted Williams’ HEAD!
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The Dodgers are doing their best impression of their legendary manager by freefalling right before the playoffs.
Before you sit your fat ass down in front of a television to watch College Football all day, why don’t you show some respect for your fellow sporting events and educate yourself about what’s happening outside of the College gridiron. And, FYI, grown men don’t wear Notre Dame onesies so please change at your earliest convenience. The Morning Scramble is ready. Your plate is downstairs.
The New York Mets Los Angeles Dodgers are having a little trouble closing out The NL West. They went belly up against The Pirates and The Nationals and lost a pivotal tilt to the threatening Colorado Rockies, 4-3. They’re now only 1 game up with 2 to play against Colorado. Sam Bradford will not start against Miami later tonight. Landry Jones now has a chance to cost Bradford more money at the next level as he looks to continue to show the world that Oklahoma QB’s are products of a system.
Landry Jones attempts to decrease Sam Bradford's stock with a big spot at Miami.
The 2016 Olympics will be held in Rio De Janeiro. Chicago finished dead last. What do you think President Obama and Oprah Winfrey, who both attended the IOC voting event in support of The Windy City, talked about on the flight back? Do you think they even made eye contact? That HAD to be awkward even for the socially superior. Ted Williams’ frozen head was reportedly tampered with. The story includes monkey wrenches and tuna. Read it. The NBA will expand its use of instant replay. With replacement refs reporting for duty this season, they’ll need all the help they can get. A shrewd move by the smartest commissioner in sports. Even if he had nothing to do with it, we just love calling David Stern ‘the smartest commissioner in sports’. The Kimbo Slice Show The Ultimate Fighter 10 drew monster ratings as 5.3 million people tuned in to watch Kimbo Slice get smothered by unassumingly athletic Roy ‘Big Country’ Nelson. Look for Dana White and The UFC to ride this train unless (or until) Kimbo submits his way out of our hearts. In support of breast cancer awareness month, Brett Favre will be one of many players wearing pink parafernalia as Favre is expected to don neon pink shoes during The Packers @ Vikings showdown in what will be the highest rated game in Monday Night Football history. Great cause, great gesture, but couldn’t he have picked another night? Maybe week 5 at St. Louis when not as many people are watching? Maybe he’ll change his mind.
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