NFL Morning Lines: Do the J-E-T-S SUCK! SUCK! SUCK?

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No need for a defibrillator here, Texans beat ‘Cats’, 28-17. We still like the Bengals though, especially learning that The Ravens are closer to The Browns than the Steelers with the way they’re playing defense these days…or maybe they are closer to The Steelers.

Packers pound Lions, 26-0. Saw a lot of overthinking bettors taking the Lions (-13.5) to cover against a Packer team off of a bye week at home and with the Lions’ only hopes on the shelf.

Jags Edge Rams, 23-20. Thanks for nothin, Jags.

Vikings collapse defensively, still get win, 33-31. Just ONCE I want to see Deanna Favre’s reaction when something goes wrong.  Like when The Vikings forgot how to tackle, couldn’t we have just gotten a 1-shot of her tearing up or something?  That’s compelling.  Makes her seem more human.

Saints hammer Giants, 48-27. The Giants need to get healthy, better, or both.  Fast.

Steelers beat Browns, 27-14. The Browns have been hanging around their games lately, but it’s always a tall task to beat The Steelers at home.

Panthers beat Bucs, 28-21. Panther won, and seem to be getting back to their winning ways, but Steve Smith is suddenly unhappy.

Chiefs embarrass Skins, 14-6. The Native-American bowl that we only get to see once every four seasons produced yet another exhibit in the case against Jim Zorn.

Raiders ‘shock’ Eagles 13-9. Believe it.  The Eagles will be fine.

Cards whack The Hawks, 27-9. I’ll start caring once an NFC West team makes the playoffs.

Pats obliterate Titans, 59-0. Of the two times quarterbacks have thrown for 6 touchdowns this season, both came at the expense of my fantasy football team.  Screw Tom Brady.

Bills (further) Expose Jets, 16-13. Rex’s ‘blitz first, ask questions later’ approach was getting waay too much credit, and at the end of the day Mark Sanchez is a rookie who is a liability in cold weather, a factor that is supposed to be an advantage at home for The Jets.

Falcons handle Bears, 21-14. Is it just me or does Jay Cutler just suck the more the game matters?

Broncos still legit, beat Chargers 34-23. Doesn’t look like there will be another Denver chokejob to open the doors for The Chargers to repeat as division champs.  The Chargers better start setting their sights on a wildcard if that.

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