$164 and 4 Points Later, Tiger Woods Kindly Requests That You Please Get Off His Lawn
__________________________________________________________________________The story of Tiger Woods’ car accident and figurative PR train wreck, that has made a late surge as ‘story of the year’ may have further distanced itself from speculation to some degree.
This sketch is said to be what Tiger looked like after sustaining injuries from his car accident Friday Morning
Earlier today it was announced, during a press conference, that Tiger Woods would be cited with careless driving, a citation that would result in a $164 ticket as well as 4 points on his driving record. That’s it. That’s all.
If the aforementioned press conference wasn’t enough to fan the public flame created by this Day After Thanksgiving Massacre, FHP Sgt. Kim Montes stated that injuries sustained by Tiger Woods the morning of his infamous crash into a fire hydrant were not consistent with domestic violence nor did Woods seem to be under the influence of alcohol.
The obvious next chapter in this drama, that is now 95% speculation and 5% anticlimax, is for Tiger Woods to make a public appearance. This anticipated event will obviously not happen until all of Woods’ facial lacerations and bruises sustained by a Sweedish beatdown the car accident have healed. Expect the ensuing press conference to be littered with the obligatory ‘No Comment’ response by Tiger Woods, meaning we have at least one more anticlimactic plot twist to look forward to.
The legs of this shady and bizarre Tiger Woods story have been chopped off for the time being, and if you ask me, it seems this story is nothing more than something to keep America busy until the much anticipated return of Hulk Hogan to mainstream pro wrestling. Right?
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