Drinking Games: Cowboys @ Vikings (Like You Couldn’t See This One Coming)
__________________________________________________________________________The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. returns to the bottle for this one, and if you’ve been taking our playoff picks to the table lately, you need a few to the dome to calm those nerves.
Romo/Jones/Phillips @ Favre is the tilt that Drinking Games were made for. This won’t be fodder for those involved in this broadcast (Joe, Troy), this will be an all out FEAST as Aikman tries his damndest not to sound like a Cowboys homer, like a Golden Globe Loser trying to appear ‘happy for the winner’ and ‘just honored to be nominated’, and Joe Buck will try to get you The American to finally embrace him. Nice and close. Smell the Stenson. That’s right.
Favre + Cowboys + Playoffs= Ratings
So let’s drink! You don’t have to work Monday so bottle up. First round’s on us.
- If Brett Favre’s history against The Cowboys is brought up, take one shot.
- If Adrian Peterson’s strong handshake is mentioned, take a double shot.
- If Adrian Peterson fumbles, take a double shot.
- If Jerry Jones comes out on to the field, take a double shot.
- If Jerry Jones is shown on camera, take 1/2 a shot.
- If it is mentioned that Tony Romo grew up idolizing Favre, take 1 shot.
- If Favre’s struggles in the playoffs are mentioned, take one shot.
- For every sack Favre takes, take 1 shot.
- If Favre throws an interception, take 1 shot.
Favre is one game away from an NFC Championship appearance, which would make him one game away from The Superbowl, which would make him one game away from d in Titletown. Packer fan might want to have en entire bottle of Jack handy for the ensuing weeks.
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