Drinking Games: Eagles @ Cowboys
__________________________________________________________________________The Cowboys and Eagles will be showcased in a prime time Saturday Night spot to maximize the ratings, thus getting the attention they deserve (we still can’t figure out how Cowboys/Eagles last week wasn’t flexed into prime time).
Can The Cowboys finally win a playoff game?
Saturday Night is always a good night to get all David Hasselhoff, especially during an NFL Playoff game between two bitter rivals.
We visited the Pop Culture Depot. from the 90′s and stole the crystal ball from Ms. Cleo to find what would be great cues during Eagles/Cowboys III (that Al Michaels is so damn predictable). What more can an Eastcoast Homer ask for?
- Every time the term “pressure” is used, take one shot.
- When Wade Phillip’s Job Security comes into question, take one shot.
- Every time Desean Jackson has a play of over 20 yards, take one shot.
- When Michael Vick enters the game, take a double shot.
- For every Tony Romo turnover, take one shot.
- Every time the word ‘December’ is mentioned during this broadcast, take one shot.
- When The Cowboys’ history in the playoffs during the last ten years is brought up, take 1/2.
- When The Eagles Blitz,
- Every time Wade Phillips is shown on camera with a puzzled look on his face, take one shot.
- Every time Jerry Jones is mentioned or shown on camera, take 1/2 of a shot (you might need to substitute O’Douls for this one).
- Whenever it is mentioned how many quarters the Cowboys defense has gone without allowing some type of score, take 1 shot.
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Tags: Cowboys vs. Eagles in the Playoffs, Cowboys vs. Eagles Playoff History, David Hasselhoff, Hasselhoff drunk, NFC East, NFC East Champion, NFL, NFL Playoffs, NFL Playoffs 2010
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