HE GONE! (David Hasselhoff) Hasselhoff to Film Drunken Rants on Somebody Elses Dime
__________________________________________________________________________We feel partially at fault for this. After going belly up with our Bill Simmonsesque 0-4 playoff-picking disaster, and then having to witness The Packers break Big Nasty’s heart, David Hasselhoff was fired from his “America’s Got Talent” contract less than 48 hours after we mentioned his name in reference to alcoholism only because we love him. Oops. The Big Nasty Curse took no prisoners this weekend.
Next stops?
Celebrity Rehab, The Baywatch Edition Featuring David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson.
Sorry Dave.
Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol next year, Hasselhoff could be the final nail in that coffin.
That’s all we got for you for now, Dave. Come on, man, you’re David Hasselhoff and times are tough. We’re not an agency but we’ll keep looking. In the meantime, go to Europe. Aren’t you like a legend over there?
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