Superbowl Prop Bets LIVE! (Episode #5345A) Kim’s Largeassagain
__________________________________________________________________________Leading up to the Superbowl, The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. will weigh in on what we feel are the most intriguing and bettor-friendly Superbowl Prop Bets in our brand spankin’ new ‘Superbowl Prop Bets LIVE!’ posts. 
Kim’s Largeassagain: How many times will Kim Kardashian be shown on Live TV during The Superbowl from kickoff to the final whistle?
Kim Kardashian’s Wonderul Ass
1025 Bootylicious Drive (Toilet Suite #4C)
Los Angeles, CA
CC: Kim Kardashian
Dear Kim,
My team has been eliminated from Suprebowl contention for quite some time now, and now I’m left to decide between Archie Manning’s favorite team and The Indianapolis Colts.
I have decided not to invest in any rooting interests come Superbowl XLIV as I am just glad your posterior will be in a suite come Super Sunday.
Hoisting a Lombardi trophy in the air on center stage after winning the biggest game of the year does not even begin to compare to the unadulterated joy and euphoria one gets when seeing you shake what your mother claims to have given you.
Your backside is the ice cream truck that I always wanted the key to, and your cheeks are the freezer within the truck that I could only dream of getting my hands on during the days of my youthful exuberance. No further analogous description is necessary to describe what the actual ice cream represents.
The buttocks is perhaps the most unappreciated body part of the human anatomy as it is constantly covered up, sat on, and hidden from view 90 percent of the time. But that abnormally large bum of yours has sparked somewhat of a rectal revolution that I will openly support for the rest of my days.
I heard a rumor on the internet that you got an ass-reduction, and I refused to pursue the legitimacy of what I hoped to be fictitious gossip as confirmation of such a silly sentiment could be detrimental to my psychological well being. Is it wrong that I constantly forget what your face even looks like?
I look forward to once again laying my eyes on that moneymaker of yours, but alas, ‘the celebrity suite shot’ on CBS only provides so much access and we shall be apart forevermore.
Until you fart again,
Ass men of America.
UNDER 2.5
{Thank you Bodog}
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Tags: Archie Manning Prop Bet, Enough ass to discourage a J-Lo Comeback, NFL Superbowl, Superbowl Prop Bets
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