Evenings with Jim
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Jim Ross just loves to blog, and we love Jim. Since suffering from another unfortunate bout with Bell’s Palsy, Ross has been off WWE TV for months. The one good thing in all this is that it has left Jim Ross with more time to blog and, with Ross’ contract set to expire soon, Good Ole JR has not been toting the Good Ole Company Line as he has been known to do on his blog while actively employed with the WWE.
In honor of the greatest pro wrestling announcer of all time we have chosen to begin our latest segment, Evenings with Jim, a column ripe with satirical reactions to Jim Ross’ weekly blog entries. Because the blogosphere is just obsessed with Peter King these days, and since King lost all that weight, it’s just not as funny when people poke fun at him. Nobody throws the dodgeball at the fat kid who lost 50 pounds. They save their throws for the chubby, yet lovable, kid wearing the black cowboy hat.
Still working on new changes to the site. Will have them done this weekend for sure.
By changes, he means he plans on going back to all of his blog entries and removing all WWE references so that they understand he means business. you fuckers wanna play hardball? Jim plays hardball too.
In the contact us facet of the site please know that this is for business contacts only and not for wrestling questions, etc. I had never been able to review them until last nite and I had 5,000 unread emails.
Most of them came from Mike Tenay who sent threatening e-mails telling Jim Ross that if he comes anywhere near his desk over at TNA, he will gut him like a fish and pour barbecue sauce on his insides.
The vast majority were wrestling questions that should have gone on the Q&A section. Please do me a favor and only use Contact Us if you have a BBQ business question. Thanks.
A good example would be ‘Hey Jim, what kind of barbecue sauce do you recommend putting on The Undertaker after he was barbecued by the pyro guy this past Sunday?’
Today is Ric Flair’s birthday and we send Naitch our utmost best wishes.
“I had planned on sending Ric one of those big ole birthday cakes with a stripper inside, but I figured she would probably beat his as too.”
We exchanged text messages this morning and it meant alot to each of us. Ric was in OK spirits. I love the guy and for him to publicly say that I was the “sound track” to his career at the WWE HOF function in Orlando was awesome.
Hopefully Flair’s soundtrack doesn’t turn into the same soundtrack used for that movie Requiem for a Dream where everybody’s life goes into the shitter at the end.
I’ll write more about some Flair memories this weekend.
[INCOMING TEXT FROM RIC FLAIR] JIM! JIM! JIIIIMM!!! WOOO! JIM! YOU HAD BETTER CONSULT WITH THE NAITCH BEFORE TELLING THE WORLD MY PERSONAL STORIES!!!! WOO!! DON’T TELL THE ONE ABOUT WHEN WE WERE NAITCHIN IN FLORIDA! WHOO!! DON’T TELL THE ONE ABOUT WHEN WE WERE NAITCHIN IN GEORGIA! woo! DON’T!!! DON’T!!! DOOOOOOON’T!!! (Takes Jacket off, hits the ropes) DON’T TELL THE STORY! ABOUT WHEN WE! WERE NAITCHIN!!! IN W!! W!! EE!!! ONE DIVORCE, I CAN HANDLE!! WOO!! TWO DIVORCES, I CAN HANDLE!! WOO!!! THREE DIVORCES, I CAN HANDLE! WOO!! BUT FOUR??!! FOUR?!!! FOOOOOOOUR??!!!!! (hits the ropes, drops elbow on nobody, throws in a knee drop for good measure) FOUR WOULD PUT IT OVER THE TOP, BROTHER!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I got to answer a few Q&A’s so check them out.
-Mike from Florida:
Jimit’sMikeagainwithTNA,totalnonstpoaction!
Ouractionissototalandnonstopthatwecan’tevenstoptoputspacesinbetweenoure-mails! JustwantedtoremindyouthatyouthatifyougetanywherenearmydeskIwillgutyoulikeafrigginfish!
ThisisTOTALNONSTOPACTIONandthereisnowhereinthiscompanyforanoverweighthasbeenoutsideofTheNastyBoys!
CometoTNAandyourdaysarenumbered.I’llcutyougood,andI’llputtheremainsonMYDESK!
Now let’s GOTOTHEBACK!!
-Jim Ross’ response: Who the fuck is Mike Tenay?
Just got word that I have airline issues. Not cool.
Must’ve gotten kicked off of an airplane for his weight like Kevin Smith was.
Drinking a great deal..too much stress…Diet Lime Green Tea Snapple.
“Not to mention the bottle of Jack I put down while watching [Name removed by Jrsbbq.com Admin] this past Monday Night. Got so lit up that I sent Maryse a picture text message of my junk in between a hot dog bun with bbq sauce on it. The text read ‘suck it’. TV-PG my Oklahoma ass.”
Don’t see how some folks think that UFC President Dana White isn’t doing anything short of a tremendous job running UFC. I have become a HUGE fan of the MMA genre and have gotten to know many key individuals within that industry.
“Most of whom have enough stroke to throw Mike Goldberg off the air in favor of yours truly. Tick tock, Vince. Tick the fuck tock.”
Is Arn Anderson Hall of Fame worthy in the future? Hell, yeah. Double A is one of the most underrated wrestlers that I ever had the privilege of working with over the years. AA doesn’t need the Horsemen to be considered for any honor. We even worked together in Mid South.
Can you imagine the staring contests those two would have had? Talk about ‘business picking up’. 
Yes, some NFL team will take a chance on Tim Tebow at QB but likely not in round one of the NFL Draft.
“Vince recently told me that if The XFL was still here (may god rest its soul), he would woo Tebow over to the XFL as a launching pad to eventually join Shawn Michaels in ‘Team Jesus’. ”
I really enjoyed the innovation, feeling of newness, and potential of NXT. Anxious to follow it weekly. Love the combo of reality TV and wrestling. I’m very interested to see NXT evolve and loved the commentary.
“And I didn’t say the ‘W’ word ONCE. Tick tock, Vince.”
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