CLIP NASTY: New Look Miami Heat Provide Bulletin Board Material for the 2010-2011 NBA Season
__________________________________________________________________________In what can hardly be described as simply a welcoming committee, the new look Miami Heat were put on display in yet another stunning spectacle featuring LeBron James as the aforementioned James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh (but not in that order) paraded around American Airlines Arena in an unprecedented Welcome to the Heat, Now Go Get Some Rings party in South Beach.
In an event that mirrored the L.A. Laker’s Championship parades of the past two years in in both enthusiasm and grandeur.
LeBron James continued his heartless twist of the knife in the backs and hearts of Cleveland fans as he and his new superfriends danced, laughed, and boasted of what they feel is history in the making.
During a Q&A session as boasful and self-indulgent as the entire spectacle itself, Dwayne Wade described the newly formed threesome as one of the best three man combinations ever. LeBron James went on to predict as many as “seven or more” NBA Championhips. Chris Bosh, grabbing hold of the smidgeon of humility left over from the historical occurrence of event, just felt “lucky”.
The hyperbole police were notified of the statements shortly after.
For those of you who missed this preemptive championship parade, be sure to catch the encore exclusively in the nightmares of any given Cavs fan.
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