Jimmy Johnson to Join Cast of Survivor: Nicaraua (Original Dick Jokes Only, Please)
__________________________________________________________________________Pack your hair gel, sex pills, and rings because we’re going to Nicaraua!
Former Superbowl and National Championship winning coach Jimmy Johnson has had a renaissance year of sorts, complete with willingly appearing in front of a camera to push Extenze sex pills. 
Now, Johnson will be testing his own 67-year old limits with the announcement that he will be appearing a reality show responsible for a renaissance of its own right, Survivor.
He’s gonna die.
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