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WWE RAW Superstars to Compete for PB&J and Dried Top Ramen

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 06:29:46 +0000

The RAW Money in the Bank participants were announced this past week, but what really stood out was the brand new briefcase design exclusive to RAW.

We couldn’t help but note the similarities between the new briefcase and a vintage Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox. There is a good chance that this is far from a coincidence in the current PG era of RAW as the powers that be tap into the subconscious of children with their new, playful design.

Possible contents in the RAW Money in the Bank Lunchbox:

Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches
Rice Crackers
Dried Top Ramen
Cup noodles
Mixed fruit
Celery
Ants on a Log
Left over pizza in tin foil

I’ll trade the winner of the Money in the Bank lunch box a bag of Doritos for their dried Top Ramen.

Cup Shots: France

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Sun, 16 May 2010 17:00:22 +0000

This Frenchmen launched the most infamous head butt in World Cup history when he laid out Marco Materazzi.

CLIP NASTY: Ben Franklin Aint Got Shit on Him

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Wed, 05 May 2010 03:26:03 +0000

Watch that Phillies fan get tasered (again). For whatever reason, this sparked a debate. I say just be glad that cop didn't shot him in his kneecaps.

Mayweather Outclasses Mosley, Now if Manny Would Just Pee in a Cup…

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Sun, 02 May 2010 04:52:34 +0000

Floyd Mayweather earned a unanimous decision in a 12 round clinic Saturday against Shane Mosley. Mayweather was rocked in the second round by a right from Mosley, however regained his composure and controlled the fight throughout.

CLIP NASTY: Fear the Deer!

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 06:43:21 +0000

As the resident Milwaukee wack job, I felt compelled to remind the entire world that it's time to Fear the Dear. The Milwaukee Bucks have taken a 3-2 lead over the heavily favored Atlanta Hawks.

NBA Playoffs: Don’t Call it a Preview

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 22:30:17 +0000

The other day, I was asked what I thought would happen in the playoffs. I told the inquirer to mind his fucking business. Then I ran to big-nasty.com to tell people what I thought would happen in the playoffs.

UFC 112: Don’t call it a Preview Review

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:04:02 +0000

Due to the time difference between Abu Dhabi and The United States, the UFC 112 card has already aired, so please avert your eyes if you plan to wait until later tonight to see this card as as this UFC 112 Review has *SPOILERS*.

CLIP NASTY: Tiger is Still Learning

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 04:23:04 +0000

In honor of Tiger Woods saving golf (again), we give you the most polarizing commercial since Charles Barkley told your kids to piss off. For the record, we loved it!

CLIP NASTY: Hype? What Hype?!

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 06:38:04 +0000

Jason Heyward has been one of the most talked about baseball players to never take the field at the show. Heyward has received so much hype as the next big thing that Brock Lesnar is starting to get jealous. Now feast you eyes on the official arrival of the Atlanta Wunderkind.

CLIP NASTY: The Expendables Movie Trailer

The Big Nasty Athletic Dept. — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 06:21:20 +0000

Sack up! The guy movie to end all guy movies is upon us. The movie trailer for The Expendables, a loaded action film featuring a who's who of blockbuster stars including Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Arnold Swarzenegger, and Stone Cold Steve Austin, has finally arrived!